I HATE THAT LOOK

I want to make a fashion statement - I hate that look!

Call me old fashioned, call me a prude, call me out of touch with today's fashion trends - if I have to see one more navel - pierced or un-pierced coming towards me down the block, I think I'm gonna throw up!

I HATE THAT LOOK! Absolutely hate it! It provokes a visceral reaction in me. I want to slap these girls when I see them sashaying down the street and say, What were you thinking? "Aren't you embarrassed to leave the house like that? Don't you realize you paid more money for less fabric?"

I don't give a damn if you have Brittany's belly or Beyonce's butt, I hate that look! And speaking of butts - I don't want to see the crack in your butt, the thong up the crack in your butt, or any part of your butt if I can possibly help it. Save it for the beach and preferably not the one I'm sitting on!

And I read recently that the look is going lower. LOWER!! How low can you go? I mean come on - Get down girls and pull you pants up!